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    I'm quirky and I sometimes talk too much (okay, more than sometimes). Photoshop ninja. I'm not passionate about photography, I'm obsessed with it.
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I Don’t Think Weeds Even Grow This Fast


Holy shiznat! My twelve year, blue haired son grew an inch and an eighth in less than 30 days and, AND!! HE OUT GREW ME! He is hereby grounded to his room until he is eighteen where he is not allowed to grow until such time that he can handle all that height.

This is the door frame behind the kitchen door where we have been keeping track of growth spurts (or sometimes lack thereof) for the last several years.

He’s Twelve « LauraMetzger.com - November 26, 2010 - 9:39 PM

[...] the eighteen-ish girl behind the counter looks up, makes eye contact with my TWELVE YEAR OLD son (who is now taller than me) and her eyes almost fall. out. of. her. head. I thought she was gonna jump over the counter and [...]

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